Monday, November 6, 2017

Where are November Jokes?

I haven't found any jokes about the month of November but there are lots about the seasons, and Autumn has its own share:

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A pumpkin patch!

How do leaves get from place to place?
With autumn-mobiles.

How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

What will fall on the lawn first?
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Our pictures today have some happy thoughts and greetings for the day as we adjust to Eastern Standard Time.

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