Saturday, February 11, 2017

Convert to Canadian!

I found this yesterday as I was researching British and American sports humour. We Canadians look so tough that it makes me want to 'convert' everyone to being Canadian.  Enjoy this comparative story.

Canadian Hockey Conversion Table
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
 New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
 Canadians plant gardens

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
 Californians shiver uncontrollably
 Canadians sunbathe

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
 Italian Cars won't start
 Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
 Distilled water freezes
 Canadian water gets thicker

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
 New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
 Canadians have the last cookout of the season

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
 Hollywood disintegrates
 Canadians rent some videos

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
 Mt. St. Helens freezes
 Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door

-10° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
 Canadians pull down their ear flaps

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
 Ethyl alcohol freezes
 Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
 Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
 Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295°C)
 Hell freezes over
 The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


Our pictures today glow with the Topaz Filter Restyle intensifying the sunset colours of Florida's Lido Beach.

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