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Friday, February 24, 2017
It's time for a few jokes to keep us light-hearted. So in line with our images from the Ringling Museum in Sarasota, here are a few circus jokes. These come from
On the Circus:
Which circus performers can see in the dark?
Did you hear about the human cannonball?
(He got fired!)
What happened when the magician got mad?
(She pulled her hare out!)
What happened when the short fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
(She was a small medium at large!)
A few Clown Jokes:
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
(Go for the juggler/jugular!)
Why did the clown wear loud socks!
(So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!)
I'd like to take over the clown's job!
(Those are big shoes to fill!)
And Elephant Jokes:
How do you raise a baby elephant?
(With a fork lift!)
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
(Time to get a new car!)
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
(Your head hits the ceiling!)
What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
(Ten to one!)
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