Thursday, July 28, 2016

Summer Jokes

When I found these summer jokes online, they made me think of television from the 1950's.  This was a time when television was filled with vaudeville comedians and simple, fun jokes were everywhere - from stars such as Bob Hope, Jackie Gleason, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, George Burns, and so many more.

Summer Jokes
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!

Q: How do you know your city is suffering from a heatwave?
A: Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon! 


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