When I found these summer jokes online, they made me think of television from the 1950's. This was a time when television was filled with vaudeville comedians and simple, fun jokes were everywhere - from stars such as Bob Hope, Jackie Gleason, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, George Burns, and so many more.
Summer Jokes Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!
Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? A: Summer!
Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold? A: Catch it in the Winter!
Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals? A: Phillipe Phloppe.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you're eating a watermelon.
Q: How do men exercise at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.
Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer? A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Q: How do you know your city is suffering from a heatwave? A: Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!