Thursday, September 10, 2015

Back to School

Welcome back,  School began this week.  Even for those who aren't going back to school, there were so many years of school that it comes back to you anyway.
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning?
Pupil: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school.
What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!
Mother: Does your teacher like you?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!
Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
Son: I'm not going back to school tomorrow !
Father: Why not ?
Son: Well I've been there a whole day, I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk, so what's the use ?

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