Sunday, April 5, 2015

Easter is No Joke

Easter Saturday is no Joke

I had a laugh yesterday while I was gardening.  I looked over the back fence as I could see Baxter about in their yard.  What did I see?  A little sea of crocuses planted there by the squirrels from my garden to my neighbour's. So I got to thinking about Easter jokes.

Are there Easter jokes?  Yes, there are and here are a few to keep you entertained as you get ready for the big day.

Q  What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A   An egghead.

Q  Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A  From Eggplants.

Q  What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A  He was eggspelled!

Q  Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A  She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q  Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A  Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q  What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A  Fry-days.

Q  Why did the Easter egg hide?
A  He was a little chicken!

Q  What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A  Bugs Bunny!

Q  Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch tv?
A  Because their cable was scrambled.

Q  What do you call a mischievous egg?
A  A practical yolker

Q  Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?
A  at Ihop

Q  How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A  Around the cluck!

Q  What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A  He cracked up.

Q  What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A  A receding hareline.

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